Resources and Documents (read the disclaimer below):
DISCLAIMER: ALL DOCUMENTS AND RESOURCES ARE EDITED AND USED AT YOUR OWN RISK. ANY MESSAGES AS REGARDS TO HOW THESE DOCUMENTS OR RESOURCES WORK OR ANY “DIFFICULTIES” USING THEM WILL BE ASSUMED TO BE A REQUEST TO DONATE $2000 PER HOUR FOR MY ASSISTANCE TO HELP YOU HANDLE THE SITUATION. THE DOCUMENTS ARE FREE… MY TIME IS NOT. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL.
It’s not paper and ink that makes this stuff “work,” it’s APPLIED INTENT. Your focus and intention to MAKE it work is what makes it work. If you decide you’re going to do any of this, don’t stop until it’s done. It could take years to push it through to a done… if that’s what it takes then that’s what you will do. Period.
Merch Store:
For all Nation of the Amnesty Coalition merch, such as pint glasses, shirts, flip flops, towels, flags and other fun stuff you can buy, head over to the One Stupid Fuck Store: CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE STORE
Diplomatic Automobile Plates:
Once you have completed your foreign national status by working out your passport with the Nation of the Amnesty Coalition explanatory statement (and have had your passport approved and issued), have turned in your Certificate of Title to have it destroyed and have the State remove all security interest on the vehicle, have entirely gotten rid of (turned in and fully destroyed, with evidence) your driver's license, have destroyed or addressed any other contracts that incorrectly naturalize you into the corporate version of your State, and have also gotten your private motor carrier DOT number, you can go to Plates and Gear and select what type of plate you want and give Dave your DOT number, then have them printed (I WOULD NOT DO THIS UNTIL ALL THE ABOVE ITEMS ARE COMPLETED).
I have now also released a document down below (on this page) that you can use to eliminate all the stuff that attaches your property to the State (Certificate of Title, Driver’s License, Registration, etc). If you would like to see a show I was on where I break down how I sent in my Certificate of Title for destruction, please see this YouTube video that I did on Expanding Reality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAE0KTAMfy4
IMPORTANT: DO NOT CRUISE AROUND IN SOME BUSTED PIECE OF SHIT FILLED WITH TRASH WITH THESE PLATES. TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR CAR BY KEEPING IT CLEAN, PAINTED AND REPAIRED. AS A DIPLOMAT YOU SHOULD HAVE PRIDE IN YOUR AUTOMOBILE AND IT SHOULD BE A CHARIOT FOR A DIPLOMAT, NOT A JELOPY FOR THE HOMELESS. ALSO DO NOT ALTER OR ADD THINGS TO THE PLATE BEYOND SIMPLY PUTTING YOUR PRIVATE MOTOR CARRIER DOT NUMBER. WHEN YOU ADD IRRELEVANT THINGS, IT MAKES THE PLATE LOOK LIKE SHIT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO HANDLE A TRAFFIC STOP, I MADE A LONG VIDEO BREAKING IT ALL DOWN (BUT THE VIDEO SCREEN SHARING GOT MESSED UP DURING RECORDING, READ THE DESCRIPTION NOTES). DO NOT USE THESE DIPLOMAT PLATES BEFORE WATCHING THIS VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ERRUkaonYhA
I am very pleased with the design from Dave Ehret and have given him permission to print our plates with our Dept of State seal. I do not share any '“profits” with him nor am I paid for this relationship so do not direct any printing questions to me. Click the link below to see both the automobile and motorcycle options available on his website (THIS IS CURRENTLY THE “STANDARD” OF PLATES FOR WHAT WE ARE DOING AND ARE THE ONES YOU SHOULD ORDER):
https://www.platesandgear.com/product-category/amnesty-coalition/
***If you are looking for a simple template that can be used where you can put your own logo at the top left rapidly and simply, then you can swap out a bit of the text and print your own plates:
Explanatory Statement - Attached to DS-11 Passport Application:
Here is a link to the explanatory statement (IT NEEDS TO BE NOTARIZED) you can use for your passport application - I STILL RECOMMEND YOU SEND A COPY OF YOUR LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN WITH THIS EXPLANATORY STATEMENT. If you don’t have a long form birth certificate or you’re having troubles getting it from your State, USE A DS-10 FORM AND ATTACH THAT TO YOUR DS-11 FORM.
THIS DOCUMENT WILL REQUIRE A DECENT AMOUNT OF EDITING DEPENDING ON YOUR BIRTH STATE, CURRENT DOMICILE, ETC.
Version 1.0 released on 7/23/23. Version 2.0 released 7/24/23. Version 2.2 released 7/25/23. Version 2.5 released 7/28/23. Version 2.51 released 7/30/23. Version 4.0 released 8/1/23. Version 4.1 released on 8/5/23. Version 4.11 released on 8/11/23. Version 4.12 released on 8/17/23. Version 4.50 released on 9/22/23. Version 4.51 released on 11/11/23. Version 8.0 released on 12/8/23. Version 10.0 released on 5/21/24. Version 10.1 released on 6/1/24. Version 11.0 released on 8/12/24. Version 11.2 released on 8/16/24. Version 15.0 released on 11/14/24. Version 25.0 released on 12/7/24. Version 26.0 released on 12/10/24.
To see the video showing and explaining the massive jump, all the changes from version 15.0-25.0 and the elimination of the noncitizen national request, click here: https://youtu.be/00oknw5rsLM
Link for explanatory statement here:
8822-B and Cover Letter to Permanently Handle the IRS:
(This replaces the revocation of election to be treated as a U.S. resident for the purpose of determining your income tax liability)
Version 1.0 released on 1/20/24. Version 1.1 released on 1/22/24. Version 1.2 released on 2/1/24. Version 1.21 released on 2/25/24. Version 2.0 released on 5/21/24. Version 5.0 released on 11/14/24. Version 15.0, converting the Revocation of Election over to the 8822-B, released on 12/7/24.
To see the video showing and explaining the massive jump, all the changes from version 5.0-15.0 and the elimination of the revocation of election, click here: https://youtu.be/00oknw5rsLM
Here is a link to the cover letter that goes with the 8822-B. You will need to put in the social security number of your sole proprietorship as well as make any other minor adjustments. If you don’t have a completed registered trademark with the USPTO then don’t use the registered trademark symbol. I would hand-sign below where it says “sincerely,”:
Here is a link to how I wrote my 8822-B. You will need to go online and get a blank copy of the 8822-B and fill it out the way you want to… this is not the only way. You can change up whatever you want. If you don’t have a completed registered trademark then don’t use the registered trademark symbol like I did. Be sure to hand-write in the social security number of your sole proprietorship. Put your last known address in the previous address box and then put whatever you want to be the new business address:
Sample cover letter for employees submitting the W8-BEN and I-9 to their employer:
WARNING: THIS LETTER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE. YOU BETTER FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS ONE BEFORE YOU SEND IT. IT’S LIKE THROWING A HAND GRENADE INTO LEGAL OR HR/PAYROLL
Version 1.0 released on 1/21/24. Version 1.1 released on 1/22/24. Version 1.2 released on 5/21/24. Version 2.0 released on 12/7/24.
SPECIAL NOTE:
If they absolutely will not accept your W-8BEN, you can do a W4 and write “exempt” below line 4(c) - right in the blank space. Check the instructions, it says to do this!
Then sign the document like this:
Without prejudice
By: Williams, Brandon Joe/agent
For: BRANDON JOE WILLIAMS/principal
Authorization for the Campus to use Fedwire to Settle Account (use this to get existing IRS bills to simply VANISH):
Version 1.0 released on 5/1/24. Version 1.1 released on 5/2/24. Version 1.11 released on 5/15/24. Version 2.0 released on 5/21/24. Version 2.1 released on 5/24/24. Version 5.0 released on 11/14/24. Version 10.0 released on 12/7/24
Information: This document is a way to make a payment on all IRS debts without using Federal Reserve Notes. You can use this template to simply allow the Internal Revenue Service to set-off your sole proprietorship account without having to pay a DIME out of your pocket. You simply replace my information with yours (name, social security number, location, etc). YOU NEED TO ENCLOSE SOME KIND OF BILL OR BILLS THAT YOU GOT FROM THE IRS WITH THE QUALIFED/SPECIAL INDORSEMENT (without recourse, pay to the order of: U.S Treasury) WRITTEN OR STAMPED ON THE FACE OF THE INSTRUMENT. YOU SHOULD ALSO SCAN COPIES OF EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU SEND IT AND KEEP COPIES ON YOUR COMPUTER IN CASE IT’S NEEDED FOR LATER. THE 8822-B IS SENT CERTIFIED MAIL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT CONTAIN ORIGINALS OF NEGOTIABLE INSTRUMENTS. BECAUSE THIS PARTICULAR PARCEL CONTAINS ORIGINAL NEGOTIABLE INSTRUMENTS WITH PENNED OR STAMPED INDORSMENTS, IT MUST BE SENT REGISTERED MAIL. DO NOT SEND THIS CERTIFIED MAIL, ONLY REGISTERED.
Cucumber’s Law Dicktionary (Affidavit novation):
Version 1.0 was released on 2/28/23. Version 2.0 was released on 3/4/23 Version 2.1 was released on 3/16/23. Version 2.2 was released on 3/20/23. Version 2.4 released on 9/22/23. Version 4.0 released on 12/7/23. Version 12.0 released on 5/16/24 Version 13.0 released on 5/21/24. Version 15.0 released on 8/14/24. Version 17.0 released on 12/14/24.
So, with this document, you can print it off and mail it in to each section of the government to essentially “reprogram the matrix.” I used to have a whole page devoted to this document on www.onestupidfuck.com, but decided to alter it and move all our documents here and make all the documents we make and give away for free all part of the activities of The Amnesty Coalition. Older versions recommended Registered Mail but, since there are no negotiable instruments, I have switched it to Certified… which will be plenty. There is even an old video of me in a pickle costume talking about the very first version of this document and giving all my thoughts on it here: https://youtu.be/bpehvWJ-dWU
IMPORTANT NOTE: VERSION 2.1 WAS THE ONE I ACTUALLY PRINTED, NOTARIZED AND MAILED IN. YOU CAN LOOK UP EACH REGISTERED MAIL NUMBER ON USPS. BUT I AM NOW, MANY MONTHS LATER, REVISITING THIS DOCUMENT AND UPDATING IT. I WILL LEAVE VERSION 2.1 ALONE AND WILL HAVE LINKS FOR THE NEWEST VERSION AS WELL AS 2.1 BELOW:
Version 2.1 (the version I sent in):
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/elvanau7lu8imt6bk0cvq/Cucumber-s-Law-One-of-the-Original-Copies-Brandon-Actually-Sent-In.pdf?rlkey=ke7d8sdavn63zcg0l5ikph9ao&st=2o812j9r&dl=0
Newest Version (for you to use):
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/t4yokswk1bdgaxuysgaf1/AFFIDAVIT-NOVATION-Cucumber-s-Law-NEWEST-Version.docx?rlkey=gtcm4nog9sjxq548z40b3g48n&dl=0
Template to Eliminate Certificate of Title, Driver’s License, License Plates, Tags, etc:
Version 1.0 was released on 5/21/24.
So, with this document, you can use it to get rid of your Certificate of Title, your plates, your registration and your driver’s license… all in one shot. Now, for many of you, you might have your driver’s license in one State, your registration in another, etc. This is a basic backbone template and not meant to cover all situations for all people. Meaning, you may decide to physically go into the DMV with all your stuff and do everything in-person. In that situation, you will edit the document to say that you visited in person and you can sign it as an affidavit to issue with everything being returned. If you have multiple States to deal with, then you will have to send multiple versions of this document, all edited properly for what you are doing. But it won’t require much work to do that for each thing. Ideally, you have everything all in the same State then you can just either mail it all in or go in-person. IF YOU GO IN-PERSON, YOU NEED SOME PROOF OR DOCUMENTATION OF WHAT OCCURED. YOU NEED SPECIFICS AND IDEALLY A SIGNATURE AND DATE OF SOMEONE WHO HELPED YOU. DON’T LEAVE WITHOUT SOME KIND OF DECLARATION OR EVIDENCE IN CASE THERE ARE FUTURE ISSUES. YOU COULD BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN LATER IF YOU DO NOT GET SOME KIND OF EVIDENCE OF THIS TRANSACTION! Also, if you send in any originals of anything, such as plates or a Certificate of Title, be sure to use Registered Mail. If you are just sending in normal docs that you print off then you can use Certified.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/16jhy92r8cy0f1o7kwnh9/Template-to-Eliminate-Certificate-of-Title-and-Driver-s-License-The-Amnesty-Coalition.docx?rlkey=tw8iqca4oxx7a99ub3kitzilq&st=evqm30it&dl=0
PRIVATE IRREVOCABLE TRUST AND CERTIFICATE OF TRUST TEMPLATES:
Version 1.0 was released on 8/14/24. Version 1.1 was released on 8/15/24. Version 2.0 was released on 12/14/24.
A trust is, in it’s most basic essence, a contract. It’s a contract that covers how the assets in the trust (called the “res” of the trust) will be administered by the trustees in order to benefit the beneficiaries. The grantor is the one who creates all the rules in the trust and the trustees agree to follow what the grantor has set forth (and the trustees should be compensated for their time, work and expertise).
The trust indenture, when it comes to a PRIVATE trust, is never shown to anyone. The only information that is given out to anyone is what is found in the “Certificate of Trust.” “Certificate of trust” means basically “this is proof that a trust exists and this is all the information that you need to contract with it.” THE TRUST IS A SEPARATE “PERSON” IN LAW. Very simple. I will be covering this trust in great detail in the Free Contract Course Version 2.0, once released.
Certificate of Trust:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/is8qbvpz70458di04niw8/Certificate-of-Trust-for-Cool-As-A-Cucumber-Ministry-Trust.docx?rlkey=2rvie9i4tm4on9h56odooi2uw&st=yxab4l0q&dl=0
FOIA TEMPLATE:
Version 1.0 was released on 8/16/24.
There is nothing partciularly spectacular about this, but I figured you guys would appreciate this. I’ll cover this more in 2.0, but you don’t write letters and beg and get mad to get information. You calmly issue FOIA requests. Most government corporations have a FOIA section on their website saying where to mail/email/fax FOIA requests. I will put a VERY SIMPLE template below and you will need to adjust it for your use. Be VERY short, VERY simple and request anything you need. Worried about if the IRS processed your 8822-B? Use one of these. Wanting to build evidence for a lawsuit? Use one of these. THERE IS NOTHING TO GET MAD ABOUT. Simply edit this document to meet your desired informational requests and try as hard as you can to keep it under one page (two pages max… if you need more info then do another request. Don’t do a 20 page request… that is not honorable because, by law, they only get like 10 days to respond. Don’t be a dick.)
AFFIDAVIT NOVATION TEMPLATE:
Version 1.0 was released on 9/21/24. Version 2.0 was released on 12/14/24.
This goes with Litigation Course video #5. Please edit this template fully to meet what you need. THIS DOCUMENT IS A PLACE TO BEGIN AND SHOULD NOT BE USED TO JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS THEN SEND. THIS DOCUMENT IS A SKELETAL STARTING POINT WHERE YOU SHOULD FILL IT OUT AND CHANGE IT TO YOUR NEEDS AND DESIRES FOR YOUR WORK AS YOU BUILD YOUR LAWSUIT.
Affidavit Novation Template:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rse96nuvk6iodch0lzyx3/Template-Affidavit-Novation-Clarification-and-Statement-of-Value-and-Consideration.docx?rlkey=9soreh7os632asx4in127ljjd&st=lkn4dzmx&dl=0
DURABLE POWER OF ATTORNEY BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP:
Version 1.0 was released on 10/2/24. Version 2.0 was released on 12/14/24.
THIS DOCUMENT IS A PLACE TO BEGIN AND SHOULD NOT BE USED TO JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS THEN SEND. THIS DOCUMENT IS A SKELETAL STARTING POINT WHERE YOU SHOULD FILL IT OUT AND CHANGE IT TO YOUR NEEDS AND DESIRES
Durable Power of Attorney Template:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/vmb577gic8qk29x8uu9o1/Durable-Power-of-Attorney-Template-for-Ens-Legis.docx?rlkey=n6s5yrp7tlhkwc4897gkokqci&st=a6rfnoy2&dl=0
UCC 3 Negotiable Instruments Flowchart:
Version 1.0 was released on 11/7/24. Version 2.0 released on 11/25/24. Version 2.5 released on 12/9/24.
I made a video breaking down the 1.0 version of this flowchart here: https://youtu.be/RTs6XL57-H8
Full Eagle-Eye Public/Private Man/Sole Proprietorship Flowchart:
Version 0.5 was released on 11/26/24. Version 0.8 released on 11/26/24. Version 0.85 released on 11/26/24. Version 1.0 released on 11/27/24. Version 1.1 released on 11/28/24. Version 1.2 released on 11/29/24. Version 25.0 released on 11/30/24. Version 25.1 released on 12/1/24. Version 25.2 released on 12/1/24. Version 25.3 released on 12/6/24. Version 25.4 released on 12/9/24. Version 25.5 released on 12/10/24. Version 25.51 released on 12/13/24.
To see the video breaking down this entire flowchart, click here: https://youtu.be/00oknw5rsLM
HERE IS THE LINK TO THE FLOWCHART: